Hi, just read that you watched Guardians of the Galaxy in cinema - how did you like the movie? :)
Every Idiot Thinks They Are A Genius Answer:
I loved it so much. I made me laugh, it made me cry, it made me want to dance a little bit. Personally I think it is Marvels best movie so far, and I really can’t wait to see the next one. Also, I didn’t know Lee Pace was in it until I saw his name come up in the credits. This movie has an amazing cast!
GOD DAMN IT IT’S BEEN A YEAR WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT IT BACK.
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK I THOUGJT I BURNED THIS POST WITH SALT AND FIRE I DONT WANT TO BE REMEMBERED LIKE THIS
This is hilarious
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Real life name: Jessica
Height: 5’9” - 5’10” (somewhere between them)
Time zone: UTC+00:00
Local time & date: 22:30 )1/09/2014
Average hours of sleep a night: 3-15
Last thing I googled: What time zone is England in
Most used phrases: Hell yeah, fucking nerd, so pretty
First word that comes to mind: Flabberdoodle (I don’t think that’s actually a word)
One place that makes me happy & why: My room, because I’m surrounded by the things that I love. It’s likes it my cave and it’s full of my hoard.
How many blankets I sleep under: 1
Favourite beverage: Lemonade
The last movie I watched in the cinemas: Guardians of the Galaxy
Three things I can’t live without: The internet, my pillow, warmth
Something I plan on learning: An instremunt, but I haven’t decided which yet.
A piece of advice for my followers: Always say what comes to mind. Don’t hold back for other people becuase you think they won’t approve. If they don’t like you for the real you, then they are definately not worth it.
You all have to listen to this song: Never Let Me Go by Florence + the Machine
my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw. half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down
I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.
satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse
when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.
*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*
It’s a thing where every time I see it I have to reblog it because satanism is all about fucking treating yourself right and giving respect to everyone who respects your back.
One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
best so far.